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A Totally Coral 28th Birthday to MEEEEEE (this month) lol

  • Writer: Jezebel Freedom
    Jezebel Freedom
  • Mar 1, 2022
  • 1 min read

IT'S OFFICIALLY MY BIRTHDAY MONTH!!!! And this birthday, 28, is extra important and special. I spent so many birthdays in the cult where I was stripped of my actual birthday and forced to only celebrate my "spiritual birthday". Which is the day I "received the holy ghost". That day was September 12th, 2006. I wasn't allowed to really celebrate my actual birthday. I remember having a 16th birthday party; however, it ended with a cult member shooting up heroin in my mom's bathroom and me covered in mud- not ideal. There were repercussions for that party. I so badly just wanted to be a normal kid- or, as normal as my bipolar and nuerodivergent ass could be haha. So here's to year 28! What shall I do???




I am spending all month collecting all the freebies from restaurants and stores. (Next month I'll post a list of freebies I got along with how to get them for your birthday.) I also am spending extra time doing things I love with people I love. Lot's of seshes, date days, friend dates, and quality time spent with my family.


I also want to point out that if everyone who read this post gifted me $1 on cashapp, I could get into some birthday shinanigans; and, by that I mean paying rent, lights, and maybe a cake lol My cashapp is $fatjezebelbarbie if you're interested!!


So, here's to year 28 y'all; let's see what she has in store for us!


-Jezebel Freedom

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